What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once?

Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.

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Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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How does a hipster measure out his drugs?

Using instagrams.

Why did Jim Morrison overdose on drugs?

To get to the other side.