What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once?

Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

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Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't !

What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.