What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once?

Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.

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What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3

What do ducks smoke?

Qwack

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What do you call Oprah on drugs?

Doprah

What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!