What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !

Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :

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What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

What kind of coffee does an executioner drink?

Decap

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What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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What do you call a basin full of denim?

A gene pool!

What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?

No idea." "Denim." "Denim " "Denim denim denim denim denim..."