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What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

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How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

Jacket Jokes More Jacket Jokes

Why did the Chihuahua put on a jacket?

Because it was a chili dog!

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite kind of jacket?

A Pullover!

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What does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

What type of movies can't batman see?

Parental Guidance.

Kinda Jokes More Kinda Jokes

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."

Luigi Wear Jokes More Luigi Wear Jokes

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

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What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!