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What kind of jeans does mario wear?

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Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What gave you that idea?

queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

What do you wear when it's raining homophobia?

A straight jacket.

Jean Jokes More Jean Jokes

How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?

Check their jeans.

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

What did the blue denims say to the black denims?

I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door

Overall Jokes More Overall Jokes

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

denim denim denim...

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

Denim Denim Denim Jokes More Denim Denim Denim Jokes

Whats Marios favorite type of jeans?

denim denim denim!

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.

Super Mario Bros Jokes More Super Mario Bros Jokes

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.