Denim Denim Jokes

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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What kind of whale flies?

Pilot whales!

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

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What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?

No idea." "Denim." "Denim " "Denim denim denim denim denim..."

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

I.C. !

Jacket Jokes More Jacket Jokes

Why did the Chihuahua put on a jacket?

Because it was a chili dog!

How do you steal a coat?

You jacket.

Tumblr Jokes More Tumblr Jokes

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What do you call a sleepy Tumblr user?

Napkin.

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

Luigi Wear Jokes More Luigi Wear Jokes

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.