Denim Denim Jokes

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.

Thank you very much, sir.

Material Jokes More Material Jokes

What material is Mario's pants made out of?

Denim denim denim.

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

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What is Mario's favorite material?

Denim denim denim! *musical*

Whats Marios favorite type of jeans?

denim denim denim!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

Super Mario Jokes More Super Mario Jokes

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

Luigi Wear Jokes More Luigi Wear Jokes

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of computer sings?

A Dell.

What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.