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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

Super Mario Jokes More Super Mario Jokes

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

Jacket Jokes More Jacket Jokes

How do you steal a coat?

You jacket

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

What do you call a deer with no eyes ?

No idea :)

Mario Brothers Jokes More Mario Brothers Jokes

What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.

What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What do you call pants that can fly?

Peter Pants I just made it up

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

Fabric Jokes More Fabric Jokes

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

What fabric is Mario's overalls?

Denim denim denim.

Denim Jokes More Denim Jokes

What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.