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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What are Mario's pants made of?

DENIM DENIM DENIM

What are Mario and Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim, denim, denim.

What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?

No idea." "Denim." "Denim " "Denim denim denim denim denim..."

What do you call a basin full of denim?

A gene pool!

What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

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Denim Denim. Denim

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr