What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

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Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

What do you call a thief with steel armor?

A stealer!!!!!

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What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

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Who tries to steal fool's gold'?

A pyrite!

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate