A thief in the knight
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Sneakers.
Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money
Because they always steal the show.
A condescending con descending.
What do you call a (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Thief. What do you call TWO (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Organized crime.
They take things literally
thieves..
ma
To get a clean getaway
They make out like bandits.
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A crummy thief!
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It could be your car
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
That's Nachos.
One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.
He was a thief
The way they enter your house.
A thief....
He was delighted.
Because apparently I make out like a bandit.
let's jack it.
Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
The thief was spending less then his wife.
Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.
A: They are both up to something.
A stealer!!!!!
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
So he can cut corners.
I do To report them.
No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!
They always steal the green cards.
A Clock-18
Because he charges!
I have left my Mark on Mars"
He always leaves you hanging
I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.
I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
You call 'im Maury. :)
Luke warm. im sorry
