A thief in the knight
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Sneakers.
Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money
Because they always steal the show.
A condescending con descending.
What do you call a (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Thief. What do you call TWO (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Organized crime.
They take things literally
thieves..
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To get a clean getaway
They make out like bandits.
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A crummy thief!
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It could be your car
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
That's Nachos.
One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.
He was a thief
The way they enter your house.
A thief....
He was delighted.
Because apparently I make out like a bandit.
let's jack it.
Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
The thief was spending less then his wife.
Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.
A: They are both up to something.
A stealer!!!!!
A chocolate BAAA
Cover your ears with your hands
They jacket
They have nerves of steal.
Because it crashes all the time.
Because he always took the low road.
Hot or cold Hot because everyone can catch a cold!
So they won't run into each other in the dark.
None, but you can get food poisoning.
You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!
Because he took the stairs.
Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public
A: You should bill Gates.
Because they fight knights!
Don
