A thief in the knight
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Sneakers.
Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money
Because they always steal the show.
A condescending con descending.
What do you call a (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Thief. What do you call TWO (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Organized crime.
They take things literally
thieves..
ma
To get a clean getaway
They make out like bandits.
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A crummy thief!
Iron Pirate
It could be your car
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
That's Nachos.
One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.
He was a thief
The way they enter your house.
A thief....
He was delighted.
Because apparently I make out like a bandit.
let's jack it.
Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
The thief was spending less then his wife.
Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.
A: They are both up to something.
A stealer!!!!!
A. So they can park in handicapped zones.
YYYYAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I will leave now)
A shoplifter.
Because only he could pull it off.
Because their wives are driving.
It's the car most sales representatives drive.
A car thief who can't drive
slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.
Luke warm. im sorry
By the "M" on his pajamas.
A member of the Kru Krux Kran
Black and Yellow
Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.
A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)
Racist.
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