A thief in the knight
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Sneakers.
Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money
Because they always steal the show.
A condescending con descending.
What do you call a (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Thief. What do you call TWO (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Organized crime.
They take things literally
thieves..
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To get a clean getaway
They make out like bandits.
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A crummy thief!
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It could be your car
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
That's Nachos.
One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.
He was a thief
The way they enter your house.
A thief....
He was delighted.
Because apparently I make out like a bandit.
let's jack it.
Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
The thief was spending less then his wife.
Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.
A: They are both up to something.
A stealer!!!!!
A car thief who can't drive
Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.
logic
Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.
They live in Cameltoe.
Sir Lance-a-lot
A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.
Take the stairs.
Because women can't drive
His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog
What have I got to luge
Wendy's is never frozen.
Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...
I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K
You'll get exhausted
