Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money
A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.
Falconers have to be more talon-ted
That's Nachos.
A thief in the knight
All their work is pro Bono.
Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.
An incorporation.
The white guy might actually be guilty. (Stolen from a comment by )
Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.
Because deep down, they're good people.
It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
