What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

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Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

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What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

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What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

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What's faster than a black man stealing a T.V?

A: His brother running with the V.C.R

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison

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What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.