What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth

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What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

ma

What do you call a thief with steel armor?

A stealer!!!!!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

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What do you call a white girl that runs faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin

Why are white girls always tired?

Because they've literally been running around all day

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Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason