What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

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Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

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Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

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What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie?

He'd rather spend his money on a forty

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What do you call batman when he runs out of church?

Christian bale

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

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How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

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How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.