Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

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President Jokes More President Jokes

Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Why can't you run through a campsite?

Because you ran when it's past tents.

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.

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How is /r/jokes like the green movement?

Reuse and Recycle

What's the most environmentally friendly subreddit?

Everything there is recycled, including this post.

Mitt Romney Jokes More Mitt Romney Jokes

Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.