Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

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What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

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Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

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How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

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What day is /r/Jokes favorite?

Earth Day, it's all about recycling!

What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.

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What did Mitt Romney say to C3P0?

Threepio, hand me those binders, willya

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent