Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

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What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President?

West wing

Where does the President keep his armies?

In his Baracks

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How did the blonde die ice-fishing?

A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.

Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

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Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.

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When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

How is /r/jokes like the green movement?

Reuse and Recycle

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What's Mitt Romney's favorite make of vehicle?

A Mack truck, because it already has a little dog on top.

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

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