Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

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What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

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Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

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Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

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What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.

Why did the redditor cross the subreddit?

To recycle a joke from the other side.

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What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.