Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

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Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

What does Hillary's emails and a racist post have in common?

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Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

What does it take to be a president of Russia?

Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In

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Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What do you call a midget psychic running from the law?

A small medium at large.