Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

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What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!"

What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

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What's the difference between a a women's track team and a tribe of pygmy's?

One is a cunning bunch of runts and the the is a running bunch of.....nevermind.

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

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What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.