Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

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Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

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Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

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What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks?

A flat white.

What runs faster?

Hot or cold Hot because everyone can catch a cold!

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Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.