How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

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How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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How many homeless does it take to change a lightbulb?

There's change in a lightbulb

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes

How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

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How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

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Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very, very hungry.

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"