How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

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How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

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How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.

How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

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How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

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How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!

How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

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How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?

I have no idea...

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How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very, very hungry.