How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

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What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs?

Well, glad I got that over with."

Why did the clown wear loud socks?

A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What was the name of the lumberjack in Al-Quaida?

Osama-Been-Loggin'

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

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What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why are fisherman so successful in business?

Because they use "net" profits

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.