How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

What did the doctor say to the domestic abuse victim?

See you next "fall".

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Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

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What did the tree say while it was being transplanted?

Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!

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As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

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The Millenial Falcon.

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

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What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.