What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

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Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

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Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"

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What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

What did the impatient cow say at the stampede?

MOOOOOOVE !