What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

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Who run da world?

points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels

Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

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Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

Why are circles so knowledgeable?

Because they have three hundred and sixty degrees.

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How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!