What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows get when they are sick?

Hay Fever

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

moo-dicinal

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

banana is yellow,dynamite is red

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.