What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

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You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.