What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

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Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's?

Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

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Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

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Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

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Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

banana is yellow,dynamite is red

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.