Where do cows go when they die?

Burgertory

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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

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Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.