Where do cows go when they die?

Burgertory

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What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police

How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day