Where do cows go when they die?

Burgertory

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?

An udder failure !

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

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What did Bowie say before he died?

Robin, is that you

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.