Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What do people and jellybean have in common?

No one likes the black ones

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Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

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When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.

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Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in