Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

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Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

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What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

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Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!