Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

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Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College?

Because they were bard.

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Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.