Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

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How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

Why did the white girl die of alkalosis?

Because she was too basic

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Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

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Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!