Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

Why do some people call it a "tuna-fish" sandwich?

It's not like anyone calls it a "chicken-bird" sandwich.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

What do you call the removal of a fence?

Defence

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

Why don't they have a WHITE history month?

Why don't they have NON-handicapped parking spaces Why's there no cemetery for ALIVE people