Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

Baby Food Jokes More Baby Food Jokes

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.