Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

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Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

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Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

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What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

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Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.

What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.