Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

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What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

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Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

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Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.

What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.