Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

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Why did the cookie smoke weed?

Because he wanted to get baked.

Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

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Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

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Because they fought both tooth and nail!

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What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.