Why did the cookie smoke weed?

Because he wanted to get baked.

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What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

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Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil?

Because he took the hypocritic oath

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.