Why did the cookie smoke weed?

Because he wanted to get baked.

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What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden?

He wanted to raise some hard cash.

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How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

What form of radiation bakes you cookies?

A gramma ray