Why did the cookie smoke weed?

Because he wanted to get baked.

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Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

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Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

How hot was that oven?

That they baked you in Because you're hotter than a freshly baked Pizza!