Why did the cookie smoke weed?

Because he wanted to get baked.

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How do you want me to label this stone armchair?

He said, "No man, clay chair."

What did the depressed pimp want for his birthday?

to be alone with his thots

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Why are goldfish crackers always smiling?

Because they're baked..

Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.