Why did the cookie smoke weed?

Because he wanted to get baked.

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What do you call the deaf man with no limbs?

Whatever you want.

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

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Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.