Why did the cookie smoke weed?

Because he wanted to get baked.

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What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

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Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me