Why did the cookie smoke weed?

Because he wanted to get baked.

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Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love"

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How can you tell if a potato is baked?

It's are all red and glossy.

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.