Why did the cookie smoke weed?

Because he wanted to get baked.

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Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

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How can you tell if a potato is baked?

It's are all red and glossy.

Why did the cookie smoke weed?

Because he wanted to get baked.