What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

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Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

Captivity Jokes More Captivity Jokes

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta