What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

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What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

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Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

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Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

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Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!! HAHHHAHAAHHAHAA

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What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta