What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

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What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

What do you call a loaf of grumpy bread?

Sourdough!

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What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies?

One's inbred, the others in bread

What's the difference between an American and a moldy piece of bread?

The bread has more culture.

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What is the driest soda you can buy?

Baking soda.

Why do chefs put so much effort into baking cakes?

Because you only get out what you pudding.

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What do you call a black man visiting a zoo?

a family reunion

What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

Captivity Jokes More Captivity Jokes

How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.