What's the difference between an American and a moldy piece of bread?

The bread has more culture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

What's Afghanistan's National Bird?

An American drone.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.