What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

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What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

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Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!