What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.

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What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

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What's the worlds most forceful fig?

The Fig Newton.

What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.

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What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!