What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.

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What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

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What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.

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What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!