What's the worlds most forceful fig?

The Fig Newton.

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What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

What's the fastest cake in the world?

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What's the worlds most forceful fig?

The Fig Newton.

What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.