What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

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How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

What's the most dangerous thing in your freezer?

Ice is.

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Why did the hipster drown, when he was iceskating?

He was skating before it was cool

What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

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What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.

What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating