What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

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Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

Skate Jokes More Skate Jokes

What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

What does the sun skate on?

Solarblades

Fig Jokes More Fig Jokes

What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!