What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

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Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?

A: To keep the swelling down.

Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

Skate Jokes More Skate Jokes

How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?

Skates!

Why did the hipster drown, when he was iceskating?

He was skating before it was cool

Fig Jokes More Fig Jokes

What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!