What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do farmers say when something is important to them?

It plays a big tractor.

Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

How can you tell Cap'n Crunch is terrible?

He hasn't been promoted since 1963...

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets?

Felons can't buy guns

What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Basket Jokes More Basket Jokes

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

Who's there ! Basket ! Basket who ?

Basket home it's nearly dark!

Mama Pig Jokes More Mama Pig Jokes

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet?

Behave or Frankenswine will get you."