Basket Jokes

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

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Who's there ! Basket ! Basket who ?

Basket home it's nearly dark!

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?

They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.