Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

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De Jokes More De Jokes

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why don't you take a train?

Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back.

What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

Basket Jokes More Basket Jokes

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."