Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

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De Jokes More De Jokes

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change?

Because they were vaccinated as children.

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Where do bad pigs go?

They get sent to the pen.

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

What is with 2016?

It's like everyone and their mothers are dying. sorry not sorry

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Basket Jokes More Basket Jokes

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?

They're both famous for stuffing baskets!