Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change?

Because they were vaccinated as children.

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What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

Why doesn't Casper have any children?

He has a hollow-weiner.

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What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

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Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

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Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change?

Because they were vaccinated as children.

What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

Climate Change Jokes More Climate Change Jokes

Why did the climate change denier oversleep?

He wasn't worried about all that alarmism.

Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change?

Because they were vaccinated as children.