Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change?

Because they were vaccinated as children.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

Democrats Jokes More Democrats Jokes

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

Vaccinate Jokes More Vaccinate Jokes

Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change?

Because they were vaccinated as children.

What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

Climate Change Jokes More Climate Change Jokes

Why did the climate change denier oversleep?

He wasn't worried about all that alarmism.

What do you call music about climate change?

An Al Gore-rhythm