What did the big chimmney say to the little chimmney?

Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke

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What do you call a raft full of black people?

Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies.

Which came first the chicken or the egg?

The one smoking the cigarette.

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Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.