Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.
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Republicans weren't off of work yet.
They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.
They believe in a single-pair system.
Because they were vaccinated as children.
It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.
Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.
Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.
A: None. The democrats do that.
They want Gore in 2000.
A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.
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The more you twist them the harder they get.
They think long and hard before they touch weiner.
Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.
Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!
Turned down 4 watt
Do you sell flip-flips?"
A Rastafarian Proctologist
Because he'll peek-at-chu!
By the vote of the Erectional College...
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They went on strike!
You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.
Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.
Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!
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It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
