Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.
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Republicans weren't off of work yet.
They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.
They believe in a single-pair system.
Because they were vaccinated as children.
It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.
Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.
Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.
A: None. The democrats do that.
They want Gore in 2000.
A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.
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Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.
Irony.
she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."
Chase it round the garden
I thought Libertarians believed in small government.
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"
A millionheir.
Divine intervention. edit: Oh.
Because you're breaking wind.
Hole is gonna be huge."
He shot it.
Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
Because they're always so *Sappy*!
A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.
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