What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

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I don't want to plow my driveway

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My donation check to Feed the Children!

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Because he was checking her out.

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Stockholm Syndrome.

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What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

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It makes no sense!" "Well neither does the Canadian Mint!"

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he lost interest

What is the name for a group of Bankers?

A WUNCH.

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What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper?

Check, mate.

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!