What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

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Where do you go if you want to find a very funny joke?

Apparently, not here

What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

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Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

How did the Bohemian pay?

Just a Check

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What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

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What's an Australian Kiss?

It's like a French kiss, but down under.

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

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Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

TLDR

Why do you always exchange your Canadian dollars to USD?

It makes no sense!" "Well neither does the Canadian Mint!"

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Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.

Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

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What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper?

Check, mate.

What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.