What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

What is the cheapest part of a boat?

The part with the sail in it.