Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

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What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

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How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

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How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

Ovary Jokes More Ovary Jokes

Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

What do you call someone that likes to show off her ovaries?

An eggshibitionist