Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call a boat full of Karma?

An Upboat.

How do boats apologise?

S ry!

Yacht Jokes More Yacht Jokes

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

What was the yacht doing while it played heavy metal music?

Dokken