Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert?

It's full of Arab Seamen.

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

Yacht Jokes More Yacht Jokes

What was the yacht doing while it played heavy metal music?

Dokken

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.