Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What do you call a snail on a ship?

A snailor. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

Yacht Jokes More Yacht Jokes

What was the yacht doing while it played heavy metal music?

Dokken

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.