Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship."

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

Skip

Why shouldn't you take the Fourier transform of a square pulse while on a boat?

Because you don't wanna sinc!

Yacht Jokes More Yacht Jokes

What was the yacht doing while it played heavy metal music?

Dokken

What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?

Shark absorbers!