Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

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What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

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What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

How much do dirty deeds cost again?

Malcolm Young

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What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.