Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

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How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much does Canada cost?

Nothing. It's a free country.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

How do you keep black people out of your business?

Put up a "Now Hiring" sign.