Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

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What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

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What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an ...

How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

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What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.

Why did the company hire the glutton?

Because he was a ate professional!