What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

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Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

What are you gonna be for halloween?

Me: Drunk!

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What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

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Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

to help with the cavity searches

What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.