What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

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What drink do you have on Halloween?

Mali-BOO

Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

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Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

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What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?

A: They're doing research on black holes.