What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

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Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

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Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

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Why did the company hire the glutton?

Because he was a ate professional!

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.