What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

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What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

What spell does harry Potter use on halloween?

Spoopify

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What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

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Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?

A: They're doing research on black holes.