What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

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How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

pumpkin

What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

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What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

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What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"