What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

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Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

What do you say upon hearing a bad Halloween joke?

Booooooo, Booooooo

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Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?

To the boo-ty parlour.

Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

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What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.