What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

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Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

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What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

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Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.