Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why are bananas so popular?

Because they have appeal

What's yellow and flashes?

A banana with a loose connection.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What did the really ugly man do for a living ?

He posed for Halloween masks !

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

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What do you call an Italian guy wearing a flourescent track suit?

A DayGlo Dago

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.

Halloween Party Jokes More Halloween Party Jokes

Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?

To the boo-ty parlour.

What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.