Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

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What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

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Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandles?

Philippe Philoppe

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

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What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

What do you call a wizard who loves being on busy trams?

Harry Frotteur

Halloween Party Jokes More Halloween Party Jokes

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.