Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

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What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

What's yellow and flashes?

A banana with a loose connection.

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How do red necks celebrate Halloween?

Pump kin

Why doesn't the KKK like Halloween?

Too many spooks.

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What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

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What do you call a wizard who loves being on busy trams?

Harry Frotteur

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.