What do Mountain folk do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

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Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

What drink do you have on Halloween?

Mali-BOO

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Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin. I'll see myself out...

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.