What do Mountain folk do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

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What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

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Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin. I'll see myself out...

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!