What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

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Which family in Game Of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

What is the difference between a feminist studies major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

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Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

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Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

Pump kin

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Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

pumpkin