Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.

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Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.

What do you call a hot pepper with nothing inside it?

A hollowpeno