Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.

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Where is the English Channel?

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How did the captain describe the newborn puppy?

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Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

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Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.

Why are hot peppers so nosey?

cause they're jalapeno business