Hot Pepper Jokes

Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.

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What do you call a hot pepper with nothing inside it?

A hollowpeno

Why are hot peppers so nosey?

cause they're jalapeno business

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What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

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Why is "Z" afraid of all of the other letters?

Because they're Not-Z's ( )

Heroine Jokes More Heroine Jokes

What's a superheroes favorite narcotic?

Heroine

What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

Chili Pepper Jokes More Chili Pepper Jokes

Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

California Jokes More California Jokes

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

What do you get if you cross Tina Turner with an orang-utan?

A: a f*ing ugly orang-utan

Harriet Tubman Jokes More Harriet Tubman Jokes

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the unfaithful Arabic woman cross the road?

To get to the other Sayid.

Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did one earring say to the other?

What did one earring say to the other? You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere

What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.