Hot Pepper Jokes

Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.

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What do you call a hot pepper with nothing inside it?

A hollowpeno

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California Jokes More California Jokes

What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre

Whats Brown and... Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

p p

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ?

A boa constructor !

Why did the redditor cross the subreddit?

To recycle a joke from the other side.

Dachshund Jokes More Dachshund Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

Why are Aspirins and Paracetamol white?

Well, you want them to work, don't you?

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