Because it was the hottest pepper.
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A hollowpeno
cause they're jalapeno business
A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
He cut all his fingers off !
He was a ghoulsnif fer.
A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.
One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different
Sparky.
Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.
A paranoid. (Wooo maths jokes)
Baby, You're a Firework"
You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.
There's been a ground breaking discovery...
Their Master's.
I expect to Potter-own 'em.
To get to the Otherside!
A hot diggity dog.
