Hot Pepper Jokes

Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.

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What do you call a hot pepper with nothing inside it?

A hollowpeno

Why are hot peppers so nosey?

cause they're jalapeno business

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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

What rhymes with Snoop?

Dr Dre

Snap Jokes More Snap Jokes

What happens when you provoke an angry redhead?

Ginger snaps.

Why did Ginger go to the psych ward?

Ginger snaps

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

Why did the SpaceX rocket explode?

because I don't love you anymore.

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

Harriet Tubman Jokes More Harriet Tubman Jokes

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

Jalapeno Business Jokes More Jalapeno Business Jokes

What do you calla nosy pepper?

Jalapeno business

What do nosey peppers do?

They get Jalapeno business!