Hot Pepper Jokes

Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.

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What do you call a hot pepper with nothing inside it?

A hollowpeno

Why are hot peppers so nosey?

cause they're jalapeno business

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Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

What does the Farmer say when he is searching his shovel ?

Where is my shovel

Chili Pepper Jokes More Chili Pepper Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.

What are you doing, idiot?

me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations

Heroin Jokes More Heroin Jokes

How do you die by heroin?

When you are the villain

Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

Ice caps !

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between oooo and aaaa?

about 3 inches

What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound