Hot Pepper Jokes

Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.

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What do you call a hot pepper with nothing inside it?

A hollowpeno

Why are hot peppers so nosey?

cause they're jalapeno business

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Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What's the difference between a slaves and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put a chain around them.

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

Snap Jokes More Snap Jokes

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?

Oh snap!

Heroin Jokes More Heroin Jokes

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

What do you call a drug addict that's allergic to heroin?

Cracktose Intolerant

Red Hot Chili Pepper Jokes More Red Hot Chili Pepper Jokes

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

What's the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey?

Garbage gets picked up!

Z Jokes More Z Jokes

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why are the ladies thirsty so thirsty for my love?

It's Minute Made

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps