What did one earring say to the other?

What did one earring say to the other? You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere

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What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

Why do Demons and Ghouls hang out together?

Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.

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Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

What goes ha, ha, ha, clunk?

A man laughing his head off.

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How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.