What did one earring say to the other?

What did one earring say to the other? You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere

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What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

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What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

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How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.