What did one earring say to the other?

What did one earring say to the other? You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere

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What did the new KKK member say during his training?

Hey, I'm getting the hang of it!"

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

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What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ?

Scott !

Earring Jokes More Earring Jokes

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.