What goes ha, ha, ha, clunk?

A man laughing his head off.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!"

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What do you call cows that have a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.