How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

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What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

What's a German Ninja drink beer out of?

A clandestein.

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How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre