How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

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What do you call a German taking a shower?

A Showerkraut.

What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow?

A Gluten Morgan

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What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

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How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.