How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

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Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

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How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.