How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

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What do you call a German who is up themselves?

A deutsche-bag

What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

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How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.