How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

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What's worse than being German on D-Day?

Being single on V-Day.

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

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What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

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Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.