Shoelace Jokes

How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

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What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

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What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

How do you say no in German?

Square root of 81

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Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

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How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.