Shoelace Jokes

How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

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What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

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What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

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Uh, like, can you knot?

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Microsoft Word.

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Nana boo boo

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How do you shut an Italian up?

Tie his hands behind his back

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.