Shoelace Jokes

How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

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What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

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Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !

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They're trying to destroy the evidence.

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How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

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How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.

What do you call the German word for Vaseline?

Derweinerslider