What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

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What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

How do you say car troubles in German?

Mein Karmph

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Why was the daybreak sad?

Because it was in morning.

How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.

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What do you call half a ginger?

George.

What do you call something that is half horse and half pig?

A mounted police officer