What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

Previous Random Joke Next

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project?

Krautsourcing

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What has two legs and red all over?

Half a puppy... I'm sorry

What do you call an 80lb midget with 40lb testicles?

SFW) Half nuts!