What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

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German Jokes More German Jokes

How do you say virgin in German?

Goodandtight

What do you call a German jerk?

Deutschebag

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat