Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)
A hypokrout.
1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation
A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)
A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.
Having half a screaming child on your hands.
They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol