What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

Previous Random Joke Next

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call a german that does the exact opposite of what he says to do?

A hypokrout.

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)

What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What's worse than having a screaming child on your hands?

Having half a screaming child on your hands.

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol