What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics !

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.