What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What time do you get up in the morning ?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

What do mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What do you call a potato with no limbs?

An amputater

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics !