What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

Who's there ! Alison ! Alison who ?

Alison to my radio in the mornings !

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.