What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?

Ovary-sy

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What is the cat's favourite TV show ?

The evening mews !

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.