What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

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What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

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What did the lonely ghost do at 2 in the morning?

He made a booo-ty call

How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

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Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

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How many ladies have you slept with?

she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

Fish Market Jokes More Fish Market Jokes

Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

Good Morning Jokes More Good Morning Jokes

What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

Good morning ladies.

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"