What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

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What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

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A little bit froggy

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Leave the plunger in the toilet

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I don't know.. I just don't see it.

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Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

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What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

Is this a tumblr meetup?"

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What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

Good morning ladies.