Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you hear when Bill Cosby walks into the room?

Zzzzip)

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How are Princess Diana and Pink Floyd alike?

Their last big hit was The Wall.

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant?

The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee."

What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies."

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

How did the Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).