Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog keep dropping his ball?

He had barkinsons disease.

Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ?

Robert E Flea !

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

Why don't White Elephants run?

because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)