Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?

A Fermilabrador Retriever.

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

How many dead babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies."

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes ?

Nothing, somebody already told her twice"

Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.