Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do white people's feet get so dirty?

They walk on the sins of their ancestors.

Why do girls always walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?

A: It depends how hard you throw them.

What should you do if your walls get cold?

Put on another coat.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

How do you make a blind man mad?

Awwwwwww. Look at them pretty flowers.

How did a blind man meet his wife?

A: On a blind date!

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!