Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

Why can't R2D2 walk?

Because he has MS-DOS

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall?

Art

Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee."

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!