Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

What does an Italian sound like walking through the rain?

Dago wop wop wop

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.