Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

What's the difference between a dog?

One of his legs is the same.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

Why did the console peasants walk across the road?

To render the building on the other side.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

How many dwarves does it take to paint a room red?

It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

A: Heck

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man... I'll show myself out... TO SEE YOU BACK NEXT WEEK!!

How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!