Why did the dog keep dropping his ball?

He had barkinsons disease.

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What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

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What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza?

Pearl Harbor pizza.

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Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one?

The domesticated doesnt have balls