Fish Market Jokes

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

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Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!

What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

Good morning ladies.

What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"

What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies."

Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

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