Is this a tumblr meetup?"
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Oh just for the Halibut!
Good morning ladies.
Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)
Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"
Hello, ladies."
Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!
Hello ladies.
Good morning, ladies!"
Long time, no see."
Because he couldn't see the point in forks.
The Mooternity Section.
Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.
To teach their kids how to walk.
I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.
Because droids can't get service.
A navi-gator!
For the halibut
For the Halibut.
So they have something to do at night.
A cup of Joe.
It scares their dogs too much
The coming of the lord
Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho
A. Banned from the Zoo.