Fish Market Jokes

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

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Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!

What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

Good morning ladies.

What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"

What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies."

Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

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Tigers have stripes.

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Win-Rawr.

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Their i's don't work

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

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Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

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Fine swine.

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What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

Good morning ladies.

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Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!

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What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

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What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

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A. Banned from the Zoo.

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Why should you not shop for plywood?

You'll get bored.

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They prefer a Target.