Fish Market Jokes

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

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Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!

What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

Good morning ladies.

What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"

What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies."

Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

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What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

Good morning ladies.

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

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What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

What do you call a smug prisoner walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

Where do minions shop?

Banana Republic

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

What did the mohel bring to the BBQ potluck?

His homemade Bris-kit.

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

How can you instantly blind an Asian person?

put a steering wheel in front of them

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

What file archiver do Tigers use?

Win-Rawr.

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...