When did John McEnroe arrive at Wimbledon?

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What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

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What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at?

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What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

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